Tenuous Grasp On Language

It's quite amazing to see some people have a very tenuous grasp on language and meaning.

Case in point:

I received an email to my Goth.Net webmistress alter-ego asking for a link exchange. Which is fine, that happens a lot seeing as it's a pretty popular site. I really have to wonder whether people actually bother to read any site content before sending out spam an email.

(Spelling mistakes are theirs, not mine)

Hi,

I ljust ooked overyour website - http://www.goth.net - and I really liked the content.

I own a site that provides Computer Networking in Austin- [URL HERE]. Our sites are related to but are not competitive with each other. So, I would like to propose a link exchange partnership with your site.

[SNIP]

Please use the following information for the link:

Title: Austin Colocation Provider: Austin Colocation, Austin Server Colocation, Austin Colocation Facility
Description: Austin Colocation Provider: Austin Colocation, Austin Colocation Facility for dedicated server, Austin colocation services, Austin colocation hosting, Austin colocation service provider, Austin colocation.

Keyword overkill in the description notwithstanding, I really don't see what a goth resource/community page has to do with co-location services. The only thing "relating" our sites is the fact that they're both on the world wide web.

Some people...