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[annuin]

[22:50:07] Dork: hello
[22:50:40] Dork: i have a slight problem
[22:52:16] Dork: i dont have enough black clothes to dress in goth every day... and my black sweater broke so my mom threw it out!:'(
[22:55:13] Dork: FINE!!!!!!!ignore me then!!!!!!!!
[23:35:25] Me: it's called "I was watching tv" you little attention whore
[23:35:56] Dork: geez Me
[23:36:47] Dork: what should i do about the clothes issue?
[23:37:16] Me: wear regular clothes? buy new black clothes?
[23:37:47] Dork: no money. black is regular clothes
[23:38:28] Me: wear anything, it's not that big of a deal
[23:38:39] Me: your life won't end because you can't wear black every day
[23:40:04] Dork: i know... but i dont look right in white, gray, yellow (yuk!), light blue..... must i go on?
[23:40:30] Me: then do your laundry more often
[23:41:39] Dork: sheesh i have a household of 6 for cryin out loud!!!! there is enough laundry from everyone else!!!
[23:42:19] Me: in that case you should be able to run a load of washing frequently then... and add your stuff in there too
[23:43:02] Me: don't have enough black clothing, buy more, wash it more or wear something else... surely it's not that hard that you need to have a full on discussion with a stranger online about it?
[23:43:18] Dork: watever... do u know how old i am?
[23:43:33] Me: I'm guessing teenager
[23:43:51] Me: mainly because only teenagers whine about clothing like the world revolves around nothing else
[23:44:14] Dork: exactly how old? (i ask everyone this)
[23:44:45] Me: mentally? about 6 I think, considering you're acting like a petulant kindergartner
[23:44:56] Dork: o cum on!!!!!
[23:45:23] Me: it's clothing for fuck's sake... it's not a life threatening situation, just wear whatever you have
[23:45:46] Dork: i will
[23:45:55] Me: see, problem solved
[23:46:02] Dork: i just like to annoy...
[23:46:15] Me: hence my assessment that you were 6
[23:46:33] Dork: i am NOT 6 so guess higher!!
[23:46:37] Me: 11 [based on the fact that the aim id had 1992 in it]
[23:46:46] Dork: higher
[23:47:05] Me: 11 is as high as I go
[23:47:06] Dork: im using my sis's aim address
[23:47:19] Me: you haven't shown that you're remotely mature enough to be more than 11
[23:47:50] Me: so your sister is 11 then... maybe I could have a more adult conversation with her
[23:49:09] Dork: that sux. i am 11 but i look 12-14... and i act like a six year old... but ONLY when link has taken over... and i have
[23:49:22] Dork: so :-P
[23:49:28] Me: right
[23:49:59] Me: now if your horribly important clothing crisis has passed, I think I need to go do something more interesting, like watch the bathroom fungus grow
[23:50:09] Dork: as me i am 8. sumtimes 12 though. Rjag is 11
[23:50:23] Dork: DO NOT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
[23:50:42] Me: why? you still get scared when the lights go off?
[23:51:19] Dork: no god damn it!!!!!!!!!o well i gatta go anyways...
[23:51:23] Dork: bye


I think I need to revoke my goth points or something, I don't have enough angst in me to feel that not enough black clothing signals the coming of the apocalypse.

Comments

[trejkaz.livejournal.com]

Angst has nothing to do with it. Black is one of the few colours which still looks relatively decent at all times. Even at funerals, although I heard fluorescent orange and lime green are making a comeback for those.

[tsgoddess.livejournal.com]

*cries tears of extreme sorrow for you.* That is exactly why I don't have AOL or AIM anymore. Well, at least why I never log onto the AIM anymore.

[pixie-nz.livejournal.com]

And I thought weirdos only lurked on ICQ..

It's a shame how little brats like that give all young kids a bad name, hopefully one day he'll realise what a complete moron he is.

[houseshadow.livejournal.com]

I may have completely lost my mind, but I wish random idiots messaged me. I could have so much fun!

[koe-chan.livejournal.com]

Fucking.. goddamn, I don't miss morons at all.


-koe, AIMless and particular about MSN.

[ippagoggy.livejournal.com]

I agree! I wish I could play with the kiddies to!

[wakedusty.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!! That was hillarious! My favorite part was:

Me: now if your horribly important clothing crisis has passed, I think I need to go do something more interesting, like watch the bathroom fungus grow


That's priceless.

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

Egad, has this child not heard about dying clothes? When I was a kid we did a tie-dye t-shirt project at school (this would be, what?, 1980 and I was just 10), which made me realise that clothes dye was a fabulous thing. My parents got used to me demanding to dye clothes.

I did once, though, dye all my undies black so as to make them all look newer (because I was and remain "frugal"), and hung them out on the line to dry; when I came home a couple of hours later, my parents were howling with laughter because everything had come out various shades of bottle-green. Oh, the entertainment value for all the family. And all the family's friends. For ages.

[godpipo.livejournal.com]

Tusk tusk tusk *schud hoofd*
Dat ziet er niet goed uit. Niet genoeg zwarte kleren hebben IS de apocalypse! Het is maar goed dat je ver weg zit en de Goth-raad hier dit niet leest. Dat waren zeker minpunten geweest. :)

even in NL dus, mijn engels is een beetje belabbert *schaam*

[lunaticxcalm.livejournal.com]

Is it alright if I add you?

-H.

[tanthe.livejournal.com]

Sure :)

[tanthe.livejournal.com]

Post more to the forums :P and have all your messenger info in your profile there.

[tanthe.livejournal.com]

I thought about the dyeing after I'd finished the conversation.

On the other hand I can only imagine the headache that would have been explaining the difference between natural and synthetic fibres :P

[lunaticxcalm.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'll do that on Monday when I'm awake.

-H.