IRC fun

[annuin]

[Goth533> hello goth girls! Anyone want to chat?
[vervain> oh gods
[p0m] ROFL
[hellspawn] omg
[Anatomica] sup cutie
[hellspawn] haha
[Taistelutantereella] HAHAHAHAH
[Lilith] we have no goth girls here
[hellspawn] notta on
[Goth533] geuss ya'll are in your own chat
[hellspawn] *one
[Lilith] they all had complimentary gender reassignment surgery for christmas
[Goth533] no goth girls?
[hellspawn] no really/sarcasm
[Lilith] so we're all guys here
[hellspawn] yep
[Shadow] I thought this was Hippie Chat?
[Lilith] my feminine nickname is just a throwback to a bygone era
[hellspawn] :)
Goth533 [~goth@****.ip.alltel.net] has left #net.goth
*Lilith snickers


Were that they were all so easily deterred.

Comments

[lordravage.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Thanx for the laugh..:)

Julian Ravage

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[captainflux.livejournal.com]

While we're thanking people for their contributions to World Humour, I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate Lord Julian Ravage on his Goff As Fuck little persona there. *chuckles self-indulgently*

Still, he probably pulls more goff chix than I do. Must be the hair.

I'm telling you, ladies, bald men... seriously...


(My apologies to all those I didn't have time to offend this morning, I've a list, and I'm working through it. I appreciate your patience)

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[lordravage.livejournal.com]

You are much too kind..:)
I try to bring a little smile to people's un-lives when I can..:)

Have we met or talked before?

As for the hair...no way...bald guys are in. Fingers dont get entangled...You dont have to buy certain shampoo's every two weeks and never have to worry about losing it when you get older. I envy you..:)

Julian Ravage

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[captainflux.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I have absolutely no idea. All you goffs look the same to me... *heh* And yes, the advantage of losing one's hair earlier in life is that you don't freak out and take it as a sign that your Manly Virility(tm) is waning. On the downside, shaving your own head is quite tricky, even hazardous to the inexperienced or hasty. Of course, once it's all off, you realise that you've been wearing a wooly condom on your head for years, breezes and sun showers take on whole new dimensions of stimulation, and let me tell you, boys - the ladies love it. Oh yes. Something about a tall, grinning, freshly shaved ape that just drives them wild. Apparently, someone (NO idea who) started a rumour that it's good luck to rub a bald man's head... :D