On Notice

Dear Pharmaceutical Companies,


Please stop putting food dye in children's medications.

Besides the fact that many kids respond to food dyes in unpleasant ways (hyperactivity etc.), do you have any idea how fucking annoying it is to have to try and wash out pink stains from clothes worn by a toddler reluctant to drink the unnaturally red-pinkish cough syrup*? If not, by all means come over to my house sometime soon.

Tylenol, you are partially excused for actually having a dye-free version of your infant Tylenol.

Regards,


Me


* And this was syringe-fed, not spoon-fed too.