One Person Hazmat Team

[annuin]

In an ideal world you'd grow an extra arm or two while you were pregnant... get a kind of a Kali thing going (or close approximation). Why? Because hazmat diapers and squirmy babies require it.

Dashiell has taken to pooping only about once a day now, which you'd think would be a good thing... less poo diapers to clean up, right? Well... he saves everything up for that single poo diaper, which is the problem... a large amount of high velocity liquidy breastfeeding poo. The result is worthy of a hazmat team.

Mostly you just need the extra arm to hold his hands away, because he likes to try and grab his tackle, or just flails his hands into his diaper. The other two arms are already being employed to hold little legs/butt into the air and clean-up. The fourth arm out of a second pair, were you to have an additional pair of arms rather than one extra, would probably be used to just hold him in place, because Dash has taken to doing a backcrawl up the changing table. This movement is lessened by keeping his butt in the air, but when it comes time to close the diaper, and you're using both hands to fasten it, he quickly digs his heels into the changing pad and thrusts his butt up, and shuffles northward. This amuses him a lot.

Alas, extra arms aren't in the forseeable future, so for now I just get PreZ to help me if he's home for the hazmat diaper, and vice versa.

Comments

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

Frustrating though it is, it's kind of good that he's squirmy and not just lying there. Squirmy good - limp and unresponsive bad. You're bringing him on Saturday, right?

[bonny-katie.livejournal.com]

Riley is doing the same thing. She took a huge poop like 5 minutes after I put her brand new velour SOS on her.

[abigailvr.livejournal.com]

I needed four hands to nurse Niels in the beginning too. Two for holding the baby, one to hold the breast and one to hold Niels' arms out of the way so he wouldn't push the breast out of his mouth. ;)

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[(Anonymous)]

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[draelynkhar.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I really needed that laugh this morning.