For Hire

[annuin]

For hire:

One (1) non-napping baby who thinks he's a spitting llama.

Potential uses:

- As birthcontrol
- To water your lawn, or mist your indoor plants

Rates:

Free, as long as you keep him for a minimum of five (5) hours. Below that, rates are negotiable.

Comments

[tanthe.livejournal.com]

It doesn't help that he's been quite cranky the past two days too. I think it might be teething, but it doesn't feel like there is anything waiting to burst through his gums yet.

I'm so over him spitting/blowing raspberries though :P I wish he'd find something new to do with his mouth, something that didn't involve spreading drool and spit all over the place.