Speaking To God

[annuin]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html

So, apparantly God told Pat Robertson that there will be a terrorist related mass-killing in the US in 2007.

Joan of Arc claimed God spoke to her and they burned her. So, who has some matches?

Comments

[daskreestof.livejournal.com]

I got matches, a lighter, some lighter fluid.

I've also got a hammer and some nails if he feels like playing savior.
He really is an evil man.

“When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
--Sinclair Lewis

[nadya-lev.livejournal.com]

HAH!

[anachronaut.livejournal.com]

I believe strongly that burning at the stake is archaic.



















Chemical burns are the way of the future!!!

[erg.livejournal.com]

This, is the one I caught today w/ some small sense of glee:

http://feeds.dailykos.com/~r/dailykos/index/~3/70289401/82788


Zippo do? Oh, I have those backyard torches for tea parties.

[pylaydia.livejournal.com]

If one were to burn the little old hate-monger he would just become a martyr. Although it would be mildly entertaining, why lend legitimacy to the senile?

[lunamoth42.livejournal.com]

Could God be a little more specific? You know, when, where, that sort of thing...

...I mean, if He's all-knowing and such.

*breaks out her Zippo*

[ladyattercop.livejournal.com]

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Yes. Because heavy rains and tsunamis are the same thing.

You know what the really disgusting thing about this is? I'll bet he's hoping for a disaster as a "testament." Uck.

[catdraco.livejournal.com]

You know what they say...

If you talk to God, it's called "prayer". If God talks back, it's called "schizophrenia".

[alasharia-la.livejournal.com]

I have better than a box of matches. I have a whole Scout Troop :P