Slice and Dice

[annuin]

So PreZ and I are watching tv, some ad for a new Gillette razor, now with a whopping 5 blades.

Me: Soon you'll whip open the box and there'll be this huge block of blades on a stick.
PreZ: Soon there won't be any difference between a razor and a cheese grater.




Seriously. First it was a single razor, then the double and triple blades. Last year or so the new gimmick was 4 blades, now 5? Where does the insanity end?

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[ladyattercop.livejournal.com]

It will end when someone nicks an artery in her leg/his neck, then someone will sue for "negligent and unnecessary blade usage," there will be a government inquest, protests, tearful stories of razor burn on the evening news, before they finally come out with the new, highly scientific, single edged, "safety" straight razor. :p