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Going through some older mail in my gmail account, I came across this gem:


Subject: I MUST KILL YOU
From: clifford avrus <cliff_avrus06a@hotmail.co.uk>

I am clifford avrus a murderer who lives in london but on mission to kill you,for your informations i was paid $100.000.000 to eliminate you.
I just wanna get you informed that i am coming after your life and that of your family so that you would definitely knows your death is around the corner.
And i must make sure you die,so bad that you offend a friend of your who paid me this money to kill you.
bye

clifford.
contact me on this mail:princegordons@aol.com



HAHAHAHA. Man, I'd love to know who I pissed off enough that they can afford to waste 100 million dollars on coming to kill me. You'd think I was Bush or something.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-11-17 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vgnwtch.livejournal.com
For that kind of money, I would want a literate assassin who wouldn't actually warn his targets and give out his email address, but who the hell am I?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-11-17 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pitr.livejournal.com
check the originating headers for the ip-address

file a complaint with the police station

lots of fun :D

(no subject)

Date: 2007-11-17 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] passercul.livejournal.com
*sides splitting*

*cough*

How do you Get these emails?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-11-18 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark--rose.livejournal.com
At least it was kinda creative...

I hadn't looked at my LJ in ages, so let me say, big 'ol CONGRATULATIONS to you and prez! Squee! Another kidlet, and a girl no less! That's awesome news! :)

~Rosie~

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