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Going through some older mail in my gmail account, I came across this gem:


Subject: I MUST KILL YOU
From: clifford avrus <cliff_avrus06a@hotmail.co.uk>

I am clifford avrus a murderer who lives in london but on mission to kill you,for your informations i was paid $100.000.000 to eliminate you.
I just wanna get you informed that i am coming after your life and that of your family so that you would definitely knows your death is around the corner.
And i must make sure you die,so bad that you offend a friend of your who paid me this money to kill you.
bye

clifford.
contact me on this mail:princegordons@aol.com



HAHAHAHA. Man, I'd love to know who I pissed off enough that they can afford to waste 100 million dollars on coming to kill me. You'd think I was Bush or something.

Dont take me seriously

Date: 2007-11-17 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottish-alth.livejournal.com
Damn him! He pissed off with all my money, next time I'll do half now, half when I have you severed head on a plate!

After giving them an intelligence test.

Re: Dont take me seriously

Date: 2007-11-17 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madda-gaska.livejournal.com
I sorry am.

I aske nicely her offend you now.

Then kill me!

Pls e-mail on ret@rd.aol.os.er

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