Unconditionally loving? Cats? You mean unconditionally loving with the provisors that (oxymoronic, I know): 1. I am sitting on you. Stay still. 2. I am hungry, that is why I got up. Why am I not eating yet? 3. I want to go out, that is why I got up. Why are you getting food? 4. I am uncomfortable, that is why I am ventilating your legs for you. 5. I am [insert other condition here], why are you taking so long to [insert correct response]?
Other than that, I'll accept unconditional love as relating to cats. They are preferable (for me) to dogs though. If I want something that will do exactly what it is told (or just make a mess if untrained) then I will get a pencil and a piece of paper. I'm sure I have one around here somewhere.
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Date: 2003-06-05 06:59 pm (UTC)Cats?
You mean unconditionally loving with the provisors that (oxymoronic, I know):
1. I am sitting on you. Stay still.
2. I am hungry, that is why I got up. Why am I not eating yet?
3. I want to go out, that is why I got up. Why are you getting food?
4. I am uncomfortable, that is why I am ventilating your legs for you.
5. I am [insert other condition here], why are you taking so long to [insert correct response]?
Other than that, I'll accept unconditional love as relating to cats.
They are preferable (for me) to dogs though. If I want something that will do exactly what it is told (or just make a mess if untrained) then I will get a pencil and a piece of paper. I'm sure I have one around here somewhere.
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