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Why is it that if I want juice other than apple or some cranberry blend that I have to shop in the kiddie section of the supermarket? Do adults not imbibe fruit juice anymore? I'd just like non-apple and non-cranberry/blend juice (100% juice, not 10% juice and 90% water and corn syrup) with a normal name, not "Elmo Punch".

Elmo Punch is red though... I wonder if they finally murdered the little sod ;)