Ah, The Funny...

[annuin]

God Hates Goths, apparantly.

http://godhatesgoths.com/

This site is hilarious, and sad. Full of ridiculously inaccurate stereotypes. You'll get a good laugh out of this, and wonder how anyone with 2 braincells to rub together could believe this stuff.

"Therefore, by the term "Goth" we refer to all categories of gothics, from black metal 'goths' to vampyre 'goths, from thrasher 'goths' to punk 'goths'. Goth is just a word the media uses to group a certain type of people together, as do we. We cannot have an organization called 'Parents Against Goths/Punks/wiccans/self harmers/thrashers/grungers/heavy metallers', because this would be ridiculous."

Actually, I think they should go with 'Parents Against Goths/Punks/wiccans/self harmers/thrashers/grungers/heavy metallers' because at least then their name would be as ridiculous as their organisation.

Other than that, I don't know where to begin really. It's so full of laughable stuff that I might as well quote everything.

Read at your own risk, because it'll probably give you the urge to want to bang your head into your desk repeatedly.

Oh whoops, there I go proving goths are violent and self-harm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[bonny-katie.livejournal.com]

I can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke or not. :/ It could be, but I know people who actually think like that.

At any rate, I'm tired of this "God hates {insert group I don't like}." God doesn't hate anyone, and certainly not just because YOU don't happen to fancy them.

[tanthe.livejournal.com]

Apparantly when God tells you that he hates a specific group you happen to hate too, you're also conveniently allowed to forget all the rules and commandments and examples that deal with treating other people like you'd wish to be treated, and with kindness and respect and forgiveness and without judgement.

It's something I've always found rather ironic.

As for whether it's a joke, part of me thinks it isn't. Maybe a Google search can unearth more about the Baptist church he claims to be a part of.

Like I stated in another comment... either way it's entertainment all around, but it's just sad if he truly believes even a fraction of what he wrote there, and it's sad that he lives his life in such fear and ignorance. Life must suck if you're that scared of so many things.

[bonny-katie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, even if it is a joke, it's based on thing some people actually believe. :/