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Marieke ([personal profile] annuin) wrote2007-11-17 12:02 am
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Weird Email

Going through some older mail in my gmail account, I came across this gem:


Subject: I MUST KILL YOU
From: clifford avrus <cliff_avrus06a@hotmail.co.uk>

I am clifford avrus a murderer who lives in london but on mission to kill you,for your informations i was paid $100.000.000 to eliminate you.
I just wanna get you informed that i am coming after your life and that of your family so that you would definitely knows your death is around the corner.
And i must make sure you die,so bad that you offend a friend of your who paid me this money to kill you.
bye

clifford.
contact me on this mail:princegordons@aol.com



HAHAHAHA. Man, I'd love to know who I pissed off enough that they can afford to waste 100 million dollars on coming to kill me. You'd think I was Bush or something.

[identity profile] vgnwtch.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
For that kind of money, I would want a literate assassin who wouldn't actually warn his targets and give out his email address, but who the hell am I?

[identity profile] illiana-galean.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
You know? I was just getting ready to type something similar. Least they could do for that kind of money is find someone who is..well now it's just becoming redundant.

[identity profile] pitr.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
check the originating headers for the ip-address

file a complaint with the police station

lots of fun :D

[identity profile] passercul.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
*sides splitting*

*cough*

How do you Get these emails?

Dont take me seriously

[identity profile] scottish-alth.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Damn him! He pissed off with all my money, next time I'll do half now, half when I have you severed head on a plate!

After giving them an intelligence test.

Re: Dont take me seriously

[identity profile] madda-gaska.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I sorry am.

I aske nicely her offend you now.

Then kill me!

Pls e-mail on ret@rd.aol.os.er

[identity profile] tanthe.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the hell knows.

The weird thing is that this isn't on one of my goth.net email addresses either, it was sent to my gmail account.

[identity profile] dark--rose.livejournal.com 2007-11-18 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
At least it was kinda creative...

I hadn't looked at my LJ in ages, so let me say, big 'ol CONGRATULATIONS to you and prez! Squee! Another kidlet, and a girl no less! That's awesome news! :)

~Rosie~

[identity profile] tanthe.livejournal.com 2007-11-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :)

It's nice that we'll have one of each. I'm really not a girly girl, but the idea of having a girl is making me squee inside, lol.

[identity profile] tanthe.livejournal.com 2007-11-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
And how's your pregnancy going by the way? The second trimester is much nicer I find, so I'm hoping you're having a better time of it than the morning sickness with the first trimester.

I'm about a week ahead of you, lol. Not that that necessarily means much when you get down to the wire, especially as they come when they're ready (and sometimes not), either earlier or later.

[identity profile] dark--rose.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's going great now... ~finally~ getting over the morning-sickie parts, so the second trimester has my two thumbs up! I have an alterior motive for being excited you are having a girl... :) hehehe
And it's awesome everything's going great for you guys. :)
~Rosie~

[identity profile] tanthe.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I have an alterior motive for being excited you are having a girl... :) hehehe

You're having one too? or a boy?

[identity profile] dark--rose.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yah, mine's a girl too! Well, at least that's what the ultrasound shows... i mean those things have been wrong on occasion, but it was a pretty clear picture of girl-parts, i thought! :)