GN Forum lamers
Sep. 9th, 2003 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
annuinSo we've had this lamer on the boards before, he posted the exact same personals ad and got banned over it last time, because the forums aren't a pickup joint...
His ad was about him being some 33 y/o virgin still living at home, looking for 25-35 other virgin women, especially of other ethnic persuasions (he seemed to name mostly those that are generally from male dominated societies...). You'd think he'd have had the sense to re-word his sleazy ad so we'd not recognise it so easily, but we did...
Because I felt like doing more than just removing it, I decided to re-write it for him on the boards. I feel this is a much more accurate representation of him:
How would you describe yourself?
I live somewhere in west bumblefuck where I am rapidly approaching middle age whilst taking up space in a little tent behind my parents trailer. They've tried for years to get rid of me, but to no avail. Their depression about my not leaving has forced them into a stupor so that they undertake no action for removing my lame ass from their property. They have no money to ship me off to the hospital ward where I should be for my health problems.
I'm a nerd who has never had sex before, and probably never will. I've posted personal ads on this site before too and have been banned for it and had my posts removed, but due to my "health problems" there's a short circuit in my brain that prevents me from grasping what a rude motherfucker I really am.
Describe the person you would like to meet.
I'm looking for some foreign virgin chick, someone who'll shut the fuck up and clean my parents trailer for me. I have to search out foreign girls because all the local american chicks would kick my ass if I tried to tell them what to do, so I go for the minorities of countries that are known to dominate their women. I have severely lacking people skills, so it makes sense to have a woman who'll just sit and listen to my blathering, because if she has more than 3 braincells I'll be found out about my inferior intellect.
I prefer them to be virgins mainly because I am too, and then they'll have no expectations of satisfaction whatsoever when we finally have sex. I delude myself into thinking that this "sexual pureness" that I advertise proudly is something very lofty that has required great personal strength to maintain, when in truth people wouldn't touch me with a 30 foot pole anyway and even the barnyard animals ran in fright when they heard my footfalls in the paddock.
Please address all correspondence to the tent behind the third trailer on the left of the "Tell You Whut!" trailer park in west bumblefuck. Thanks!
signed,
A Lamer
His ad was about him being some 33 y/o virgin still living at home, looking for 25-35 other virgin women, especially of other ethnic persuasions (he seemed to name mostly those that are generally from male dominated societies...). You'd think he'd have had the sense to re-word his sleazy ad so we'd not recognise it so easily, but we did...
Because I felt like doing more than just removing it, I decided to re-write it for him on the boards. I feel this is a much more accurate representation of him:
How would you describe yourself?
I live somewhere in west bumblefuck where I am rapidly approaching middle age whilst taking up space in a little tent behind my parents trailer. They've tried for years to get rid of me, but to no avail. Their depression about my not leaving has forced them into a stupor so that they undertake no action for removing my lame ass from their property. They have no money to ship me off to the hospital ward where I should be for my health problems.
I'm a nerd who has never had sex before, and probably never will. I've posted personal ads on this site before too and have been banned for it and had my posts removed, but due to my "health problems" there's a short circuit in my brain that prevents me from grasping what a rude motherfucker I really am.
Describe the person you would like to meet.
I'm looking for some foreign virgin chick, someone who'll shut the fuck up and clean my parents trailer for me. I have to search out foreign girls because all the local american chicks would kick my ass if I tried to tell them what to do, so I go for the minorities of countries that are known to dominate their women. I have severely lacking people skills, so it makes sense to have a woman who'll just sit and listen to my blathering, because if she has more than 3 braincells I'll be found out about my inferior intellect.
I prefer them to be virgins mainly because I am too, and then they'll have no expectations of satisfaction whatsoever when we finally have sex. I delude myself into thinking that this "sexual pureness" that I advertise proudly is something very lofty that has required great personal strength to maintain, when in truth people wouldn't touch me with a 30 foot pole anyway and even the barnyard animals ran in fright when they heard my footfalls in the paddock.
Please address all correspondence to the tent behind the third trailer on the left of the "Tell You Whut!" trailer park in west bumblefuck. Thanks!
signed,
A Lamer
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Date: 2003-09-09 03:48 pm (UTC)and *i* thought it was a laugh riot.
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Date: 2003-09-29 03:36 pm (UTC)http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ Computer Stupidities
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