Name That Baby

[annuin]

This person was a total stranger in the IRC channel, and within 5 minutes was asking random strangers for help naming her new baby.



[RAGDOLL666] can anyone in here help me with gothic baby names ??
[Grey_Loki] Satan.
[RAGDOLL666] i am going to have a girl and was thinking discordia but my hubby doesnt like it
[RAGDOLL666] satan for a girl???
[Palantyre] Cupcake
[RAGDOLL666] i already have a son named draven
[RAGDOLL666] i was also thinking dementica but he doesnt like that ether
[Lilith] I think naming a kid Discordia is asking for trouble, ditto Dementica
[RAGDOLL666] well yeah i was thinking about that
[Lilith] either they have to live up to a name where they're an asshole sowing discord, or mental deterioration...




Please. Shoot me now.

At least her husband seems to have a working brain in his head.

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[erg.livejournal.com]

Yah. I had a friend in my high school days. April M. Bloom.
Tall, thin, blonde. Very friendly, hardly ever said a discouraged word, unless going on walks with me...
Odd thing though, in the social circle, neither of us carried ID cards. I didn't want to be part of what is now becoming the Real ID act, she hadn't gotten to it, didn't drive... Only, she had one.

She just wasn't going to show people that her parents had given her April May Bloom, especially as she turned out to be a late bloomer. Just, wasn't going to give mean people the shot across her bow.